Ok So Since I’m Going To Be Up All Night I Figured Fuck It I’ll Write About Sexual Events That Have Happened In My Past And It Will Keep Me Busy. Now By No Means Have I ” Slept Around” Or Opened My Legs Everytime I Thought Some Hot Guy Or Girl Was Hott But The Select Few Who I Have Been With Rarely Get The Chance To Leave The Bed. I’ll Start Off By Telling You Of A Couple Funny Stories Of Mine. Now Everyone Has At Least One Story Of Someone Walking In On Them While There In The Middle Of Something. Mine Starts Like This, I Was Dating This Guy Named Tom And Of Course Being The First Love Of My Life I Fell Hard. He Lost His Virginity To Moi But Not The Other Way Around. Anywho Tom’s Parents Thought That Their Son And I Were Too Innocent And Couldn’t Possibly Be Doing Anything ( Truth Was We Were The Exact Oppisite.) We Had Went Back To His House One Day After School  And It Started Out As Us Kissing Then We Headed Down Stairs To The Kitchen Which Happened To Be Right Next To The Huge Living Room With The Comfy Couch ( Which We Had Sex On Plenty Of Time And His Parents Never Knew About Lmao.) After I Walked To The Back Of The Couch Tom Came Running Towards Me Tackling Me And Tossing Us Over The Back Of The Couch Then Rolling Onto The Floor. Needless To Say Clothes Went Flying And We Couldn’t Get Ahold Of Each Other Fast Enough. Now Before I Continue And You Understand My Last Sentance You Have To Understand That Not Only Did Tom Look Like Johnny Depp… Yes I Know Yummy!! And He Could Sing And Play Guitar And Loved Video Games And Computers But He Has The Most Awesome Personality In Any Man I Have Ever Met. Anywho We Didn’t Expect To See His Parents Home Until 7:00 And It Was Only 5:30 So Just Enough Time…. Ya Right Just As We Are In The Middle Of Fliping Each Other Around The Front Door Unlocks.Tom Jumps Up Grabs His Clothes And Went Running ToThe Pantry Which Was Right In The Path Of His Parents Sight. His Mom Comes Walking In Turns Around After Seeing Me On Their Living Room Floor Grabs Tom’s Dad, Tells Us To Get Dressed And Then Sits Us Down To Have The ” Talk” With Tom In Front Of Me. So There Talking And He’s Laughing, I’m Terrified,And All I Could Do Was Think ” Hurry Up And Finish So We Can Leave And Finish What We Started.” Don’t Judge Me I Love Sex So What I Could Do Worse Things. Anywho After The Talk We Walk Up Stares To His Movie Theater And Finish On The Couch In There Under A Blanket While His Parents Are In There Bedroom Right Next To Us. And Then When He Took Me Home That Night WeDid It In His Mom’s Car….. Twice Hahaha I Know I’m Horrible But I’m So Much Fun ;)